Wednesday, April 16, 2008

This Much I have figured out...

1 - The Brits hate tea because they will only drink it with milk.

2 - Their point about drinking is not to enjoy life but to forget how much they hate it.

3 - They like food but they don’t like to cook it -- especially not their own.

4 - They have a problem with time because they have to stay on top of it.

5 - They love to mimic nobility by living in crumbling over-prized dwellings and perpetually
broke.

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