Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts

Monday, March 10, 2014

Review

"Ok, let's see Jules...can you name one of the Great Civilisations of antiquity?" - I decided to keep it as open as possible...
"The Czech Republic!!" - Maybe I should review my approach...

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Offense




Al-Shabaab is offended!  
After all, how could the media possibly allege that there was a woman among the mujahideen militants who attacked the Westgate shopping center in Nairobi and killed sixty-two people including children??
A spokesman for the Somalia-based terrorist group spluttered with rage: ”It’s a groundless lie that a female was among the mujahideen attackers. It is all about propaganda disseminated by western media outlets." 
Tissue? 
It just so happens to be that there is reason to believe that there was a low-ranking female primate amongst your chest beating lot.
Sorry...?!

Life in the Jungle




At the beginning of class this fall, when asked where they would like to go on holiday next year, 
a kid in L’s class called out “SYRIA!!” 

 Ah, yes, the jungle!! Not a bad idea.  And why not check out a few of the other places where silver backs roam free?    

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

'Tis Summer...

...and the livin' is easy....

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Wishing you all well....

At some point during the last days of every year, I usually get a bit heavy hearted. My grandma used to tease me by saying that nothing is worse than a row of good days. With Christmas having been just absolute bliss this year, I think I am quite probably suffering from the Post Christmas Blues. Oh, well, it could be worse. After all, there is something to look forward to as well. Hurray Happy New Year !!!

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Brilliant PR

To the old question of whether money can buy happiness, some handsomely wealthy Scotsman was heard to have answered: "Sure, if you give it away!" Ah, yes, keep it coming...I'll make you smile!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Kudos to a well-known misogynist Wenn die Frauenzimmer nur wüssten was sie könnten wenn sie wollten. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Smallprint

You can't get out of life alive.
(Les Brown)

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Like I was saying...

"The social progress of a society can be measured by the social position of the female sex."
Marx

Friday, November 4, 2011

PS Boo!


Over the last days of October, human population on this planet has reached seven billion i.e.7,000,000,000 !! Cities in the ‘developing’ world are bursting out of their seams, with the urban poor living in squalid quarters feeding off the refuse from the more fortunate. Schopenhauer once compared the earth and humanity on it to a churning ball of iron with a cooled crust covered by a growing funghus - us. Boo!

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Jules gets it


I have to make my life a good one, because I have only got this one.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

When...

...there is a moment to see we seldom look.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Let Barack have a go, Georgie...

"Indeed it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried..."
Winston Churchill

Monday, October 13, 2008

This much we've learned

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
M. Twain

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Zoe says...

“Sometimes when I have figured something out I am ready to start all over again like a white sheet of paper that life scribbles on.”

Sunday, June 8, 2008

“Forget injuries never forget kindness.”
Confucius

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Have you noticed...?

It takes some people a lifetime to get to know themselves, most need longer.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

He must know what he's talking about...

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.
Marcus Aurelius