Ah yes, I forgot, monkeys eat lice and what else are we but mutant mokeys? (Thanks for the insightful comment on 'Deep'!)
Damn, all that good protein gone to waste thanks to tree tea oil, the Lice Meister comb, and my compulsive efficiency.
Imagine all the tasty treats we will never know: Lice and watercress sandwich, breaded lice sauteed and served with a cranberry reduction, or simply delicious lice rice. But then, never say never, right?
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Oh, I am so glad that I do not have to pick and eat bugs off of my children.
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