Monday, January 23, 2012

Mind of Steel


Marriage is probably something best left to the more job-oriented folks with preferably the least amount of emotional entanglement. Especially if the job involves caring for third parties, i.e. children. For that, a cool mind and good negotiating powers are paramount. Any sentimental weakness can quickly escalate even the smallest issue. Tidying up now or later, one bedtime story or two, my turn or hers...all of these marginal confilicts could be easily resolved with less emotional baggage rumbling along on the conveyer belt of family life. In fact, I would suggest that children might want to be rotated from one marriage arrangement to another to spend only a minimum of time with their biological parents. This would ensure the output of more independant, well-adjusted, problem-solving oriented human beings, fit to get into a cab at 2 am to catch the early flight out to be at the meeting on time to maximise rewards for the family enterprise while the partner single-mindedly and undeterred gets the other half of the job done, weekly activity coordination, household accounting, food allocation, cognitive development charts and oil change. Truly, who needs love when they have marriage?

Friday, January 20, 2012

No Free Lunch!



Just like there isn’t a million dollar cheque waiting for you once you forward all your bank account details to the unknown email address in you Inbox, there are no free lunches when you go to buy three-for-one packs of neon-blinking toothbrushes, bargain dishtowels, party favors and on sale porcelain Easter bunnies. Somebody always pays the price.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

F'n A

Jules: How did the people who found all the letters match them up? The little "a" looks nothing like the dumb big "A". Who came up with THAT??

Friday, January 6, 2012

Oh what fun...!



Zoƫ and I just spent another afternoon with dear old Salman Khan. His youtube videos just crack us up.

This time, we had him explain the periodic table to us after we were left speechless last night musing about covalent and ionic bonds.

We couldn’t help grinning about the cool ‘guy’ lingo in explaining the odd on-goings in the outer shell of transitional metals...Notice....? It’s catching on!!

Cheating my way through chemistry exams in school, I always had the nagging thought that I might be missing out on something really interesting. But why weren’t my teachers like Sal? Instead, I was diligently copying chemical formulas off my palm, marveling at the secret code.

I had chemistry off and on for three years and later on it reappeared as organic chemistry in my biology classes. It would have helped immensely if I had watched that six minute video on the periodic table in year 7. Only neither youtube nor Salman had been conceived of then.

But, hey, this is a new generation!

Have fun!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Testosterone

What a riveting and worthy subject to spend all those billions on that are currently wasted on conferences, proposals and campaigns on climate change, depleting resources, pollution, and poverty. Not to mention violence, war, torture, and genocide.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

In the Distance of a Night

And here we are on the other side
minds bedazzled drunken and laden
on the morning of that last night

With speech slow and memory quiet
what we promised lingers
in the darkness of one long night

Some words may be drawn to light
but more still will be left behind
in the distance of a night